1. Pauzele nu sunt suficiente pentru a transcrie tema la matematică din caietul colegului tocilar.

2. Cărui alt profesor îi poți adresa întrebări ca „Eva avea buric?”, „Ce-a fost prima dată, oul sau găina?” sau „Cum a murit Maria Tereza” fără să fii dat afară?
3. E singura materie la care dacă dai test, ceva, ceva tot o ieși.
4. Dacă nu s-ar mai face, cine Dumnezeu ar mai ști prima propoziție din Crezul?
5. E materia la care iei cel mai ușor nota 10. Atunci când te ascultă din Tatăl Nostru, nu din Crezul, bineînțeles.
6. Datorită orei de religie, te îmbogățești la colindat, pentru că ai ocazia de a face repetiții pe voci.

7. În ce altă zi mai ai șansa să te uiți de 2 ori la fundul colegei care îți place fără ca aceasta să te observe? Trăiască rugăciunea de început și de sfârșit de oră! Amin!

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