Suprindem o imagine tipică de domnișoară de onoare care tocmai a prins buchetul și ți-ai dori să-i pui un inel pe deget. Deja visezi la o familie numeroasă în care copiii voștri îi vor moșteni ochii și de la tine vor prelua inteligența.

2008 a fost un an bun pentru pirateria filmelor XXX. Deja suprindem zâmbetul de satisfacție de după vizionarea primului ei porno.

Efectul de „botic de rață” anunță un viitor promițător și nominalizarea la un premiu SHAFTA pentru cea mai bună scenă de sex oral.

Perspectivele de carieră se deschid și mai mult. La fel și decolteul. „Boticul de rață” se apropie de perfecțiune.

Pomul interzis își arată primele roade. Poți să dezbraci din priviri, dar n-ai voie să vezi, nici să atingi. Deocamdată.

– Ai un foc?
– Sigur că da. Mișto cerceii, de unde i-ai luat?
– Sincer, nu-mi aduc aminte, dar știu câteva filme care încep așa.

Știați că 2013 a fost anul exploziilor solare? Nu-i de mirare că fructele s-au copt așa de bine în luna lui cuptor.

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