1. La înmormânare
Sunteţi la o înmormântare. Toată lumea e tristă. Şi iubita ta e la fel. Tu ştii că ai putea să o faci fericită dacă o ceri de neastă aşa că, în toiul pomenii te pui într-un genunchi şi îi ceri mâna.
2. Pe stradă
Vrei ca toată lumea să afle cât de mult o iubeşti, aşa că în timp ce mergeţi pe stradă te opreşti, îngenunghezi şi o ceri de soţie. Penibil, de prost gust şi lipsit de orice urmă de romantism.
3. Pe internet
Îi scrii pe pagina de Facebook, spre exemplu: „Vrei să fii soţia mea?”. Toată lumea vede, mulţi vă felicită, dar e cam aiurea. Mai ales pentru că e impersonal. La fel de rău e dacă îi trimiţi un email sau îi scrii un sms.
4. De Sfântul Valentin
Da, o fi ziua iubirii, dar totuşi, nu e deloc original. Totuşi, dacă uiţi să îi cumperi cadou, să spunem că aceasta ar fi o ocazie să scapi… Îi ceri mâna şi o să uite că nu ai aşteptat-o cu flori şi un cadou ambalat frumos. Sau nu.
5. La restaurant, în timp ce mănâncă
Ok. Ai văzut prin filme cum bărbatul comandă un desert „special” în care se află inelul. E o idee proastă. Şi nu doar pentru că e un clişeu, ci pentru că se poate îneca, nu mănâncă tot şi nu găseşte inelul sau îşi rupe vreun dinte în bijuterie.
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