Un banc pe zi, cel mai tari bancuri de vineri:
Doua blonde stau de vorba.
– Ai auzit ca ungurii o au cea mai lunga?
– Ai auzit ca mexicanii o au cea mai groasa?
Bula, care era prin apropiere, se opreste si asculta discutia. Una din blonde il observa si il intreaba:
– Tu cine esti? – Pisti Gonzales!
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I: Care e diferenta dintre o secretara blonda si una bruneta?
R: Pe secretara bruneta o insarcineaza seful cu probleme de serviciu.
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O blonda se pregateste sa plece de acasa, avand in mana ambele chei ale masinii. Sotul o intreaba:
– De ce ai luat amandoua cheile?
– Pai nu vezi ce ger este? Poate nu porneste la prima cheie…
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O blonda la mecanic:
– Cred ca s-a defectat masina…
Mecanicul:
– Da, domnisoara, va bate pe partea stanga ceva si v-o si trage intr-o parte, d-aia pana la urma s-a blocat si nu mai merge.
Blonda : Dom‘le, eu am venit sa repar masina, nu sa va bagati dumneavoastra in viata mea personala!
O blondă senzuală
O blondă senzuală urcă în mașina iubitului ei, un superb Maybach și pornesc la plimbare.
La un moment dat, blonda îi spune bărbatului:
– Știi, eu îmi doresc foarte mult să facem dragoste pe bancheta din spate a acestei mașini!
Bărbatul încântat, oprește mașina într-un loc mai retras și se apucă de treabă.
Când erau în timpul actului, blonda îi șoptește:
– Pentru mine nu contează că ești bogat, că ai Maybach și nici luxul…
Bărbatul îi spune:
– Aha, nici pe mine nu mă interesează prostiile astea, eu sunt doar șoferul!
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