1. Lumea din jur te face „leneș”? Și ce-i rău în asta? Leneșii sunt de-a dreptul ADORABILI
2. Toate relațiile tale vor fi de durată. Pentru că ești prea leneș să-ți faci unele noi.

3. Sportul miroase urât. A transpirație.
Un desert miroase frumos. A scorțișoară.
4. Dacă lași prea mult timp vasele murdare, se găsește cineva să ți le spele.

5. Bill Gates te va angaja.
„Prefer o persoană leneșă pentru a face o treabă grea. Pentru că o persoană leneșă va găsi o modalitate ușoară de a o face.”

6. Chestia asta …

… e mult mai distractivă decât Color Run.

7. Lenea te impinge să inovezi. Dacă n-am fi descoperit tehnologiile care ne fac viața mai ușoară, am fi trăit și azi în peșteri, alergând cu sulița după mâncare.
8. Cele mai multe accidente se petrec în afara casei. Foarte puține incidente s-au înregistrat în timpul somnului.
9. Cele mai multe dintre accidente se petrec și la sala de fitness.
10. Fiecare minut pe care îl petreci muncind e un minut pierdut în care nu mângâi pisici.
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