1. Te poți trezi cu așa ceva:

2. Sau așa ceva:

3. Sau așa ceva:

4. Sau…
Ați înțeles ideea.
5. Deși sunt adevărate miracole cu membre foarte mici… Reușesc să-ți calce în picioare visurile și speranțele…
6. Și să te calce în picioare pe tine. La propriu.

7. Încât ai să te gândești că era mai bine dacă mâncai zilnic câte o shaorma, decât să faci sex și să dai după aceea toți banii pe creșterea copiilor.
8. Casa ta va arăta așa:
9. Câinele tău va arăta așa:

10. Vor pune stăpânire pe calculatorul tău.

11. Și îți vor bloca dispozitivele electronice pentru 47 de ani.

12. Nu va mai fi la fel să călătorești cu avionul.

13. Își vor face prieteni și îți vor face zile fripte.

14. Vei petrece foarte mult timp la spital pentru că obișnuiesc să ia decizii foarte proaste.
15. Pentru acest gen de întrebări vei fi chemat la ședințe cu părinții.
16. Și îți vor fura mașina.

17. Vor posta pe Facebook status-uri legate de dramele prin care trec.

18. Iar într-o zi va trebui să ai cu ei „Discuția despre sex”.

Acesta este un pamflet și trebuie tratat ca atare.
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