Citeşte povestea tânărului amendat pentru că a spus bancuri cu poliţişti!
Iată câteva dintre cele mai amuzante:
1. – Câte bancuri cu poliţişti sunt?
– Două sau trei, pentru că restul sunt adevărate.
2. – Ştiţi de ce poliţiştii au crăpătură la sacou?
– Ca să poată să-i pupe în fund cei care fac bancuri cu poliţişti.
3. – De ce au poliţiştii pe umeri plăcuţe de metal?
– Să ştie şi ei când plouă!
4. Pe Transfăgărăşan, în altră, urcă Aro-ul poliţiei în marşariei. Un trecător îi întreabă:
– De ce urcaţi voi pe traseul acesta periculos cu spatele?
– Păi ne-am gândit că dacă sus nu găsim loc de întors, vom putea veni la coborâre cu faţa!
După un timp, din nou echipajul de poliţie, coborând Transfăgărăşanul tot în marşarier. Trecătorul din nou:
– Păi bine măi băieţi, de ce coborâţi Transfăgărăşanul cu spatele?
– Am găsit loc de întors!
5. – De câţi poliţişti e nevoie să schimbe un bec?
– Cinci. Unul se urcă pe masă şi ţine un bec, iar ceilalţi patru învârt masa.
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