„Eşti deştept şi ştii că nu-i nicio pandemie;
Morţii sunt făcuţi din pix, la mişto, se ştie.
Dar problema e că nu-s toţi deştepţi ca tine.
Ţara e plină de proşti (foarte proşti) ca mine.
De-asta te rugăm, în cor, să porţi şi tu mască.
Ce să-i faci, atâta poate mintea noastră flască.
Dar dacă tot eşti deştept, hai, mă, fii şi bun!
Mai ales că nu e mult până la Crăciun.
Fă o faptă bună, pentru proşti, de sărbători:
Poartă mască! Îţi vom fi recunoscători.
De vei fi privit, de un alt deştept, cu silă,
Zi-i că te-a rugat un prost şi că ţi-a fost milă.
Nu-ncerca să ne explici, că e inutil;
Suntem proşti; nu merge nici direct, nici subtil.
Nu te mai certa cu noi, că te afectează.
Pân’ la urmă, ştii cum e: cel deştept cedează”, sunt versurile scrise de Dan Teodorescu pe pagina sa de Facebook.
Eşti deştept şi ştii că nu-i nicio pandemie; Morții sunt făcuți din pix, la mişto, se ştie. Dar problema e că nu-s toți…
Publicată de Dan Teodorescu pe Vineri, 23 octombrie 2020
Masca de protecție a devenit obligatorie în aer liber în București și în mai multe județe, în urma creșterii alarmante a numărului de îmbolnării.
Autoritățile au anunțat sâmbătă, 24 octombrie, 4.761 de noi cazuri de coronavirus înregistrate în ultimele 24 de ore, rezultate din 33.843 de teste prelucrate.
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